THE FISHERMAN'S SONG

GOOD MORNING MR. FISHERMAN, HOW ARE THEE,
HAVE YOU GOT A LOBSTER YOU CAN SELL ME,
SINGING RO-TIDDLY-OH, S**T OR BUST,
NEVER LET YOUR B******S DANGLE IN THE DUST.

YES SIR YES SIR I HAVE THREE,
THE BIGGEST OF THE B*****D'S I WILL SELL TO THEE
SINGING RO-TIDDLY-OH, S**T OR BUST,
NEVER LET YOUR B******S DANGLE IN THE DUST.

SO I TOOK THE LOBSTER HOME AND PUT IT IN A DISH,
I PUT IT IN A DISH WHERE THE MISSUS HAS A PISH
SINGING RO-TIDDLY-OH, S**T OR BUST,
NEVER LET YOUR B******S DANGLE IN THE DUST.

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THE MISSUS GAVE A GRUNT,
THERE WAS THE LOBSTER HANGING FROM HER C**T,
SINGING RO-TIDDLY-OH, S**T OR BUST,
NEVER LET YOUR B******S DANGLE IN THE DUST.

WELL I GRABBED THE SQUEEGEE, SHE GRABBED THE BROOM,
WE CHASED THE F*****G LOBSTER ROUND AND ROUND THE ROOM,
SINGING RO-TIDDLY-OH, S**T OR BUST,
NEVER LET YOUR B******S DANGLE IN THE DUST.

I HIT IT ON THE SIDE, WELL I HIT IT ON THE HEAD,
I HIT THE F*****G LOBSTER TILL THE THING WAS DEAD,
SINGING RO-TIDDLY-OH, S**T OR BUST,
NEVER LET YOUR B******S DANGLE IN THE DUST.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY, THE MORAL IS THIS,
ALWAYS HAVE A SHUFFTY, BEFORE YOU HAVE A P**S,
SINGING RO-TIDDLY-OH, S**T OR BUST,
NEVER LET YOUR B******S DANGLE IN THE DUST.