Come to the Spare Crew Do

Come to the Spare Crew, make no delay
Come to the Spare Crew, three Bob a day
We'll be sweeping up the Messdecks
F*** all else to do
Come to the Spare Crew Do

Oh how, joyful, joyful we will be
When those submarines go
P****** off to sea

We'll be sweeping up the Messdecks
F*** all else to do
Come to the Spare Crew do!

Flood Q (use as rhyming slang)