HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO TRINCOMALEE

Have you ever been to Trincomalee,
Where the women wear a white sari
They lift sari above the knee,
And Jiggy Jiggy Jack for 10 rupee

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Drinking rum and Coca Cola
Stick it up your fat ar**la
Junior seaman, and Stoker
Working for the Aussie dollar

Have you ever been to old Hong Kong,
Spent all night with Susie Wong,
She will give you - all night in
For a can of Herrings in

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Have you been to Singapore
Spent a night with a Chinese whore,
I love You darling , I love you dear
And loads you up with Gonorrhoea

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