WICKED HELENA MY YOUNG JENNY WREN

(TUNE OF EL PASO)

ONE NIGHT AS MY NUTS HUNG DOWN TO MY ANKLES
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A YOUNG JENNY WREN
PISSING UP IN A CANTINA
I BROUGHT HER SCRUMPY SHE LOVED IT BUT THEN
ONE NIGHT A WILD CHIEF STOKER CAME IN
BUYING HER LARGE DOUBLE GINNNNNS
DASHING AND DARING HIS LOVE HE WAS SHARING
WITH WICKED HELENA MY YOUNG JENNY WREN

I CHALLENGED HIS FOR THE RIGHT OF MY HOOKER
DOWN FLASHED HIS HAND TO THE GREASE GUN HE WORE
A BIG BLINDING FROM MY ENTRUSTED SPIKE MARLIN
THE DIRTY OLD STOKER LAID DEAD ON THE FLOOR
OUT OF THE CANTINA I QUICKLY DID RUN
WHERE THE RED DEVILS WERE TIEEEEEED
I GRABBED A NEW ONE MY OPPO HAD SPEWED ON
AND INTO THE DARKNESS I QUICKLY DID RIDE

OFF TO MY LEFT I SEE THREE FAT PATROLMEN
OFF TO MY RIGHT ARE A DOZEN MORE
THERE LIKE A DREAM AND HER TITS AT THE SHORT TRAIL
IT'S WICKED HELENA MY YOUNG LOVELY WHORE
FIGHTING AND FARTING I RUN FOR MY HORSE
DROPPING MY A**E AS I FLYYYYYYYY
A FEEL OF HER TITS AND A SMELL OF HER FLANGE PIECE
A WAVE IN THE AIR AND HELENA GOODBYE, BYE, BYE, BYE